9.16.2010

Time for a change

As I sit drinking my chai, looking out onto the beautiful campus, I ponder why in the hell are girls becoming two women? Why are they saying things that they know are incorrect, but hey, guys like them dumb, and why on earth are they wearing clothing purely for the purpose of showing that they are the definition of the "lady in the street but the freak in the bed?"

I love wearing clothes out for a party, I really do. I own leather leggings, and those tops that have as much fabric on them as the palm of my hand, but I do not wear them out and about. I do not wear clothes that would make Jenna Jameson cringe. Now I am not suggesting that Emily Post needs to come back and bring back her sense of style. Ems had it going on back in the day, but I am not a fan of turtlenecks. Nor should someone be forced to do that. What I am suggesting though is that the thought of dating is not the be all and end all of one's life. Rather, let us take a moment and think before we act. For instance, maybe one should not dress like this for class:



Just because the fabric of your clothing is longer than your train of thought, does not mean that as woman you should degrade yourself down to the point where you are "making a statement." Newsflash all: MADONNA is MADONNA. I mean, she can do anything. I could never wear anything even close. It would be the biggest joke ever.

Maybe I just need to shop for my leather and lace. Damn Ralph Lauren and those clean cut lines. I think I'm going to go ask the campus hookers what they think.